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out-Jesus

verb - To attempt to appear more pious or religious than someone else for personal gain.

The two conservative candidates didn't even talk about the important issues in their campaign ads, they just kept trying to out-Jesus each other.

by thatguy@31 May 27, 2006


let Jesus out of the capsule

The act of performing much needed bowel movements to alleviate the buildup of fecile matter. The pressure differential after the act results in a heavenly feeling with minimal flatulence.

I'm sorry I made us miss our flight, but that was the first time let Jesus out of the capsule in three days and I was enjoying every second of it.

by SatelliteDaddy June 2, 2010

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step out and meet jesus

Taking a risk or some initiative....most often used by Texas women and associated with pulling out into traffic.

**while waiting behind a car to turn onto a contested street and they’ve missed a few chances**
“Some people just don’t know how to step out and meet Jesus

by babs773 January 17, 2018