oyl= outta your league
used to describe a girl who is too good for someone, usually in the looks department. varying levels of oyl exist ranging from "small oyl spill to huge oyl spill to oyl tanker to exxon valdez"
when walking down the street with HomeG, TJB sees an attractive female.
TJB: "dude, do you think i should ask her for her phone number?"
HomeG: "she's oyl; definition exxon valdez man. you dont stand a chance."
TJB: "dude, dont worry about me."
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Oyl is the best person you can ever meet in your entire life,they are so kind and generous most of them are a bit mysterious tho but they are rare gems , literally so perfect,if you meet an oyl keep him
On your lap
Hey John, Let Your Gf Oyl I'm Sitting On My Boyfriends Lap.
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Dialect slang term meaning "fish and chip shop" as used in Sheffield (UK). Fish and chip shops are traditional fast food outlets in the UK.
Then turnin' to me he said "Arthur", (He could never remember mi name), "here's half a crown. Nip down to t'chip 'oyl an' get us a nice piece o' 'addock for us tea. Man cannot live by bread alone."
(from 'Capstick Comes home' by Tony Capstick)
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Basically a good old fashioned Yorkshire way of saying 'vagina'.
Ere love, can I suck the yeast from thi gaping Cunt Oyle?!