PMP

PMP Means Pound My Pussy

Me: "I PMP'D that girl so hard last night"
Friend: "Was that pussy good?"

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PMP

PMP "Permanent Man's Period" - Unlike women who have a monthly cycle, Contrary to popular belief there are some men who get a permanent period similar to women which leads to constant non-stop complaining, nagging & bitchiness!

Wow, what is his issue? He won't stop complaining & nagging at me? He has PMP!

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PMP

An acronym used, often when texting, to convey “pissing my pants” when something is insanely funny.

You are the best, I’m seriously PMP!

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PMP

-noun- A "PMP" is a Personal Media Player. These devices tend to have at least a 5" screen and some have up to a 12" screen. They play music, movies, games, some have wifi capabilities and they also do PDA functions and run operating systems. They are usually seen in the laps of hypernerds on trains, planes and in the back seat of Mom's SUV.

"Bobby whipped out his PMP on the plane and watched "Soul Plane" to pass the time."

"With my PMP, I can listen to music, check my email and play tetris at the same time...bitches!"

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PMP

pee my pant

"something that was funny"
response: pmp

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PMP

Poop My Pants.
Synonym to Laugh Out Loud (LOL)

Comedian: "So, ah, Jesus, Mohammad and The Elephant-Headed Hindu God of Good Fortune, Ganesh, all walk into a Hooters..."

...punchline.

You: "PMP!"

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PMP

"Pop My Pussy" when you get really excited about something and you can't control your genitals

For example, "I PMP for hot cheetos"

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