p, t, a

a shower taken when one doesn't really have time to take one. . . that includes washing pits, tits, & ass

Dirty Procrastinator: I'll be there in a few minutes, I just need a p, t, a

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P-T-A

A short yet efficient "wash-up" or mini-bath in which a woman washes her Pussy, Tits, and Armpits, usually after sex-on-the-go or when rushing out to breakfast after a night of partying.

After her night of sex with Dude in the Blue Suit, she woke up in his apartment, took a quick P-T-A, and hopped in a cab home.

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P/T lesbians

Two above average attractive and athletic girls who are normally hetro, decide to hook up on a part-time basis; no long term commitment is involved and it's usually done for the benefit of a charming male friend.

Man, I wish those fit as fuck girls I run with on the weekends were P/T lesbians.

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P and T

Pancakes and Titties
When A girl goes and makes you pancakes and serves them to you topless and lets you play with her titties

Tony: Bro I got some P and T last night

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p a t

short for "pitch a tent"; get an erection/boner

As soon as he saw that girl shakin' her booty, he knew he was gonna p a t.

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A-S-A-P-T-S-D

A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.

VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”

Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”

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"hipster" like facebook hipsters, who never spell the words they mean to say right.

A normal guy on facebook: "The ice cream was so cool, i loved it. But Brad spilled some on his shirt. LOL"

|-| 1 P $ T 3 R: "Yo man that ice cream was dope. SEW KEWL, i lahhhv'd it. Brad totes had a woozy on his shirt tho. LAWLZZZZ"

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