Painful Shits

One of three things that we are all going to do.

Dane Cook (holding fingers up): We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits.

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Shit Pains

Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )

Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat. He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.

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Shit pains

The crappy feeling in your stomach when taking a dump, almost like your stomach is collapsing in.

Jack's got the shit pains! I can hear him moaning in the bathroom!

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Shit Pain

When you get sharp pains in your intestine. You know it's not period pain because you're not female.... 10mins later you have a Class 10 shit sub to dispose of.... "SHIT PAIN"

Rob - "Don't talk to me, I've got Shit Pain today."
Carey - "Is that like period pain?"
Rob - "SHUT UP"

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pain shit

when your rectum turns red like a red stone torch from minecraft and the poop dispenser releases your brown log with some blood or your ass hole feels like hooks law

guy: my rectum is red like a red stone torch

guy2: is your poop dispenser releasing brown logs

guy: yeah nigga and it has some blood

guy2: i had pain shit but it was like hooks law