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When a man's pants are so tight , he must have a flat penis to be able to wear them.
I was in Ann Arbor and it was pancake dicks left and right.
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First its when a man takes a frying pan, and gets a large erection. Then he takes the frying pan and hits it many times until the penis looks like a pancake, therefore a nice big Chode.
Doctor, we have a patient in room 459 who has Pancake Dick syndrome.
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When someone takes a piss or busts a nut all over a plate of food in front of you. This resembles syrup drizzling onto pancakes.
Her food looked so much better before she did a Pancake Dick Drizzle all over it.
Using so much exlax, that one's intestines SPEW out of your asshole, onto your partners penis. Followed by shitting pancake shaped turds onto there chest. (Mostly done by Mexicans, or Fetal Pigs.)
Old Man 1: so anyone up to Fuck my ass syrup onto my dick pancake?
Old Man 2: Isn't that a little bit rushed? or Meixican? i Met you yesterday.
Fetal Pig 1: Im down, don't be a Pussy
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When multiple males smash their penises with a hydronic press. into a dick shaped penis.
Let's make Dick Pancakes with the new hydronic press.
When someone isn't being fair, can't make a decision, flaccid, the opposite of twat waffle, a wimp
Kat realized her boyfriend was a huge dick pancake when yet again he didn't show up to give her a ride to work. dick asshole flaccid cock sucker wimp unreliable