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Pancake Tits

When breasts are oddly flat to the chest and resemble the delicious breakfast confection, pancakes.

Wow, Lauren's pancake tits are deserving of Aunt Jemima's maple syrup and two pads of butter. Make-a me hungry.

by Oauren Llson February 1, 2006

289๐Ÿ‘ 90๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pancake Tits

Essentially skin flaps with nipples. Most commonly found on old ladies, gypsies and African street hookers.

Like an old mans nutsack, the African street hooker's pancake tits sagged to her knees and occasionally scraped the ground.

by Akkattakk April 30, 2010

123๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pancake Tits

Very flat, Sagging, Oddly Shaped or malformed breasts, usally in the shape of Pancakes resulting from either old age, or a tight-ass Bra. Not attractive at all. Usally accompanied by Peircings, or a Cellulite covered ass. Nobody likes Thunder Thighs and Pancake Tits.

I thought That girl Raven was okay lookin', but then I saw them Pancake tits, and I was like "Damn, girl got that IHOP open 24/7".

by SamIamwashere March 19, 2009

88๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


pancake tits

very flat sagging breasts, native to most internet women. especially numerous in those with children, usually accompanied by stretchmarks and or some form of piercing to make them seem more alluring.

the strippers at that club were disgusting, they all had pancake tits and stretchmarks.

by anal princess December 8, 2003

113๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž


pancake tits

When a females breasts lack volume and suppleness. They lie flat against the chest as if two empty grocery bags were stapled to her ribcage and filled with a little bit of water.

Very saggy and unappealing breasts.

When she took her bra off and showed me her pancake tits I decided not to go to IHOP for breakfast the next morning.

by blufftonsc April 18, 2007

60๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


pancake tits

When a females breasts lack volume and suppleness. They lie flat against the chest as if two empty grocery bags were stapled to her ribcage and filled with a little bit of water.

Very saggy and unappealing breasts.

When she took her bra off and showed me her pancake tits I decided not to go to IHOP for breakfast the next morning.

by blufftonsc April 18, 2007

47๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


pancake tits

breasts that resemble large flat pancakes, typically containing a large amount of oil and smell of cheese.

look at that chicks pancake tits, theyre sick.

by Perm Tip February 5, 2007

41๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž