Pandle

An rubber handle infused with nano-silver that prevents bacteria from growing on the hand - and also improves hand grip.

It's mostly used as any a protective peripheral (subway poles, restrooms, gym equipment, bicycle handles), except it's convenient, portable, and incredibly snug.

(noun) "No way I'm riding those disgusting subway cars without a Pandle."
(verb) "Jessie started using Pandle on her bike commute - you never know if those citibike handles are cleaned properly."

Pandling

A derivative of the term "Pan Handling".

Term used to describe a person who asks for money, products, or favors while making a lewd gesture.

To be sexually perverse while asking for something.

I was gonna give this bum some money, but then realized he was pandling! He came anyway.

Those two pandlers are assaulting that poor woman. Somebody throw change at them!

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pandle

simply, the handle of a pan.

only those that get hot along with the pan. rubber grips or a special coated metal does not count however.

marcella: shit! i just burnt myself on the pandle. fuck

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pandle

the handle used to carry a pan

"Can you get the pan off of the stove? But be careful and use the pandle, otherwise you'll get burned."

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Pandles

Frying pan sandles good for walking in the snow with.

-Hey Craig
-Oh hey John
-What's on your feet Craig?
-Well, these are my new PANDLES.

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Pandling

The act of successfully executing a chosen act or plan.

Synonyms: Owning, conquering, handling, executing, assuming, taking over.

1) "I am pandling this game"
2) "I could be pandling this situation better"
3) "I'm sure glad someone is pandling this, otherwise we would be screwed"

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Pandle Pull

A handle pull performed out of a sauce pan. The group at the event must chant, "Pandle pulls! Pandle pulls!" repeatedly until the deed is done.

Used to divert the attention away from the fact that plastic bottle vodka is being consumed at an otherwise inhuman rate.

Mason: "Dave, I need to catch up but I'm not taking a handle pull of that sh*tty Heritage."

Dave: "Well what about taking a pandle pull?"

Mason: "Great call."

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