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A place where white girls go to order Caesar salads, broccoli cheddar bread bowls, macaroni and cheese, and strawberry smoothies.
A group of white girls decide its the perfect day to annoy Panera Bread as they request long and similar orders.
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Hell on earth. The worst place to work because the managers are too young to care about your social life since they already lost out on theirs.
And there is a minimum of 4 things out of stock every dinner rush because the lunch workers don't give two shits about the closing staff so they fling bread around willy nilly and leave everything a mess for others to deal with.
"Hey do you work at Panera Bread? Damn, man. Sorry for you loss of a social life."
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A sandwich chain that USED to be good, until they started the "clean food" revolution. This meant that old favorites such as Italian Combo, Sierra Turkey, and Chicken Cobb Salad were off the menu in favor of lower calorie versions that taste like crap. Has delicious bakery items like Cinnamon Crunch Bagels and Chocolate Chipper Cookies, but their Soups often comes out cold and Salad greens are often brown and wilted. Typical costumers are hipsters and yuppies in white suits.
I can't believe I paid $13.78 for a half Caesar Salad and half Turkey Sandwich that only had three pieces of turkey and lukewarm Salad Dressing at Panera Bread.
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A cozy cafe type resturaunt across from the Hilcrest shopping centre in Richmondhill that makes any excuse to give you some of their signiture bread with your meal.
son: what did you order mom?
mom: i ordered the ham and swiss sandwich with a side salad but instead of the salad they gave me bread.
waiter: here's your check ma'am
waiter says nervously and slips a loaf of bread under check
mom: what's this?
waiter: nothing!
waiter runs away
son: well, that's what you get when you come to Panera bread.
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Global panera bread is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.
Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global pandemilovato
Why aren't people wearing masks, don't they know there's literally a global panera bread happening?
A white girl who orders broccoli cheddar soup and sucks dick for gift cards.
“Aye bruh look at that girl over there.”
“Oh Sydney? She’s just a Panera Bread hoe.”
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A Panera Bread Trash Boy is someone that lives in their parent’s basement, playing call of duty and other video games all day. They are addicted to Panera Bread. They tend to use cheat codes on call of duty because they do not have the mental capacity to work hard to win. These tend to be high schoolers that take remedial classes, not because they were born remedial but because they are so damn lazy to study because mall they do is sit on their ass’s all day playing call of duty and trash talking other people twitch pages. They also hate Au Bon Pain which is the far more superior brand then Panera Bread.
Panera Bread.
Oh no, this dude and his gang used cheat codes to beat me on call of duty, this must be Panera bread trash boys.