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A metal clip that holds paper together.
Chas. Manson: Son, what is that in your hand?
Son of Sam: It's a clipper that goes on paper.
Chas. Manson: You don't mean...
Son of Sam: Yes; it is a paper clip once carried into battle by George Washington. He used it to floss with since floss was $350.00 an ounce.
Chas. Manson: Damn!
Son of Sam: Did you know he could do a triple back-flip with a half-twist when he got good and drunk? He was tight, man.
Chas. Manson: I think you missed the Urban Dictionary point here: use 'paper clip' in a sentence.
Son of Sam: Prick.
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1. the annoying figure on microsoft word
2.a matal device for keeping papers together
3.a metal object that can be bent to make it hop
1. i hate the paperclip on microsoft word
2.i used a paper clip to keep my folders together
3. i made a paerclip hop and it poked someone in the eye
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a "paper clip" holds your shit together
duuudee pass me a "paper clip"..my papers are flying everywhere, they need to beheld" together
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Hey, Cathy, hand me a paper clip. This shit needs clipping.
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Person: "I have a paper clip. I think I will use it for clipping paper together!"
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Acronym: P.A.P.E.R. C.L.I.P.
People Against People Ever Re-Enlisting
Civilian Life Incentive Program
Military, (Navy), Sailors sometimes wear a paper clip on their uniform somwhere to make this statement.
HIGHLY DISCOURAGED!!!
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A strange mystical item that you find at school on the floor and pass to your friends between classes for no reason
Hey guys I still have the paper clip
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