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When your crush ignores you, but still occasionally texts you to don't forget about him/her/them.
The term comes from Clippy, Microsoft's most hated virtual assistant.
- I thought he's not interested in me, but he texted me last night and left me on read, again. He has been doing this for a month now and I don't know what should I do with his mixed signals.
- Just dump him, he's totally paperclipping you.
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When one partner, usually the man or dominant in the relationship, is laying on his back... the other partner laying on his chest as a pillow, one arm over, one leg over.
Not to be confused with spooning - the reverse paperclip is when partner one still lays on his back - and partner two is in the aforementioned position only facing outwards.
Founded by the A.S.M (anti spooning movement)
Guy 1: "Did you snuggle after sex?"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude - we paperclipped it up - fuck spooning, I mean i spooned her early in the night BEFORE we fucked..."
Guy 1: "hahaha totally - everyone hates spooning, you just use it to get laid right?!?"
Guy 2: "Exactly... and after I made her say the safety word we drifted off paperclipping"
Guy 1: "awesome - real men don't spoon after sex - spooning is for pussies."
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When someone lays under the covers with their arms over the covers, making it impossible for a partner to shift the blankets.
I’m sorry you didn’t have enough covers last night. I was totally paperclipping.
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The act of two men having buttsex at the same time.
Dude, I totally walked in on Matt and Brian paperclipping.
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People Against People Ever Re-Enlisting, Civilian Life Is Preferred. It's use is for anyone who is fed up with serving in the Armed Forces and is getting out of the term of service. Commonly mostly used in the navy for annoying "Khakis"(aka officers/chiefs). Persons who are looking to get out wear one on there uniform to display there disgruntlment.
Bobby where did you put your "paperclip" on your uniform?
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1. one of the most useful inventions man has ever created
2. used for a variety of things
3. that evil SOB in Word that makes you want to poke your eye out (with a paperclip!)
1. Who needs computers or cars or hydrogen fuel cells?! Paperclips are the answer to all our problems.
2. including picking the Cheeto cheese out from underneath my fingernails, doing that cool thing where you bend it and it springs up when you drop it. also occaisionally used to put stacks of paper together.
3. what a fucker
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the shit your friends boof chains made of
did u take my damn paperclips again? oh wait that’s just your chain