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"When a girl is "sucking your dick" and spends more time holding it and staring, licking the shaft, and generally pussyfooting around actually putting my cock in her mouth and moving her mouth back and forth."
quote by :u/SomalianRoadBuilder
term by : u/marktx
Guy 1: Dude I got a blowjob last night!
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: Honestly, bad. All she did was lick the shaft and she didn't even suck it!
Guy 2: Sorry man, you didn't get a blow job, she was just Paris Hiltoning.
1. A hotel in paris where the doors are always open.
2. A girl who's father owns the hotel. The girls doors are also always open.
3. A synonym for Kansas: Flat, White, and easy to get into. (cite, uncyclopedia, article, paris hilton).
1. Me and my family would like to stay in the bottom floor of the Paris Hilton
2. Me and my penis would like to stay in the bottom floor of Paris Hilton.
3. "We're not in Paris Hilton anymore"
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Looks like an ugly version of Big Bird. Will depart from this world without ever leaving anything worthwhile behind. Will never be remembered for a damn thing unless she evolves into human being. Obviously has no respect for her family or the family name. Although, I did hear that they were not paying their employees enough to live on. I guess she comes from a family of pigs after all.
Paris Hilton is a creature that it on this planet just to take up space. Useless life form.
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Female correctional facilities in California.
That useless bitch should be locked up in one of the Paris Hiltons.
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The only person whose nude fakes are real
Person 1: See these nude fakes of Paris Hilton?
Person 2: You idiot, those are real!
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person 1: man that girl is such a paris hilton!
Person 2: i know, i herd she did it with 8 men this month alone!
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