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Parko

Some kid with a massive foreskin

Timothy 'Parko' Parkinson

by CATTCATT June 29, 2009

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Parko

A Parko is the goodest boy with curly hair and is a very listener. If you name your dog Parko, he will become very good at doing tricks, and will always make your day better.

Person 1: "I just bought a new dog, but I don't know what I should name him!"
Person 2: "Well, if he's a very good boy, Parko should suit better than anything."

by Wombat_Kim April 29, 2020


parko

an addiction to plastic surgery, onset is very early in ones teenage years.

I hope when I move to LA i don't get a parko

by kaz & joxter October 11, 2009

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Parko

Part Goth, Part Emo, All Pointdexter

One who treads that fine line between "sexually ambiguous" and straight out cockmunch

Lives in denial of their nerdism by growing a fringe and pretending to be "alternative"

Known for using props to enhance their chances of picking up:
"Oh I love that ridiculously oversized key hanging around your neck - what is that for?"

"That's the key to my late grandmother's chastity belt"

"Dude, what the fuck?"

Check out Ed in his purple cowboy boots and Elton John sunnies - is he doing a Parko?

Man, I had no luck with the ladies last night - I should've pulled a Parko...then I'd truly be balls deep...

by Saigon Tiger June 25, 2009


Parkos

The man that has a big ass with a tight little asshole

Damn shawty is a Parkos.

by Parkosnator September 23, 2019


Parko

A super morbidly obese woman that wets herself due to the pressure on her spine. She is good at playing the sympathy/disability card to hook her claws in and take all your money, all your friends and destroy your life without you even realising. Don’t fall for this two faced fatty’s lies!

Ew she’s a Parko for sure! 250kg and whinging about not losing any weight while eating McDonald’s.

by HellsBellsHatesYou February 15, 2019