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When you or someone you know has been touched inappropriately by a pastor.
That poor boy has been pastorized
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Protestant religious ministers are often called pastors. A pastor is a man (or a woman) that leads a congregation of believers and has the power to bless and administer the Holy Eucharist, among several other jobs. A pastor is the Protestant equivilent of Roman Catholic priest.
Our pastor studied at Gettysburg Lutheran Seminary.
If you need some spiritual or ever mortal advice or help, you should see your pastor.
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a Pastor is someone who preaches the Gospel, the word Pastor also mean shepherd because the people he teach are compared to sheep in the Bible.
Guy1: Hey did you go to that church conference?
Guy2: Yeah, I actually saw my Pastor
Guy1: that's awesome
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tasty marinated pork meat placed deliciously on a burrito
I'd like one of those tasty burritos al pastor, please. And a margarita.
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Pass-tor (n) middle english 1) an ignorant sonofabitch with a Bass boat; 2) a letch who gropes the loins and lucious breasts of Sunday school girls; 3) a man of god who doesn't file income tax returns; and 4) all of the above.
The new pastor porked all the deacon's daughters.
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Person who legally steals desperate people's money, and will strangely go to heaven.
Also see thief
Look, the pastor bought an Escalade
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the awkard moments following a blowjob when you are not sure wether or not to kiss her as she just blew you
the pastoral seemed endless , then she left
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