patriot moat

Creases that appear at the top and bottom of the belly from when an overweight person sits for awhile before standing; the cum-gutters of the obese and stationary.

"I need to stop being so sedentary. My patriot moat was a deep red when I finally stood up after spending hours organizing my erotic Donald Trump photo directory."

patriot moat

patriot moat /pay-tree-uht mowt/

noun
The ring of jizz left on the ground after a MAGAt circle jerk

verb
Surround Mar-a-Lago with fat-bodied MAGAts

After leaving a patriot moat around a faux-golden bust of Donald Trump, a group of MAGAts moved to join their patriot brothers and sisters in using their bodies as a protective barrier around Mar-a-Lago.