Pavedive

An idiot who would rather dive headlong into the pavement than expose themselves to the infinitesimally small chance that another human being passing them on the sidewalk will expose them to COVID19

I was walking across the street at the crosswalk today and thought I was going to have to pavedive to maintain the CDC recommended 6 feet of physical seperation from an unmasked kid running with a dog.

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