pawnbroker

occupation of a person who owns/operates a pawnshop, not to be used in any type of sexual content.

CHILD 1: "My uncle is a brain surgen."
CHILD 2: "O YEAH! My uncle is a pawnbroker!"

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pawnbroker

The act of receiving felatio whilst playing arcade-style Time Crisis.

Did you hear that Ted Kenyon totally pawnbrokered his girlfriend?

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pawnbroker

MASTER at a game or sport.
Pwns the competition.

1)...me...

2)Grant, The pawnbroker pwned your sorry ass...

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pawnbroker's balls

The upper limit of extreme, uncomfortable cold, not measurable with a thermometer.

Man, it's colder than a pawnbroker's balls. All three of 'em.

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Pawnbroker's Syndrome

A condition where a man is born with a third testicle. An allusion to the three balls used as a pawnbroker's sign.

Mike has pawnbroker's syndrome. That's why the vasectomy didn't take.

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