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fuck a girl in the ass and hit her in the head with peaches.
an improper way to give a peach tree is to take a girl to a farm and fuck her in the ass while banging her head into a peach tree.
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pears don't grow on peach trees so it's out of place. but it's a double entendre in that it's a "pair" in a peach tree, i.e. when you're with someone and you two are out of place.
Two democrats standing in a Trump convention recognize each other from their donkey hats and say "aren't we just a pair/pear in a peach tree".
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A word used by Georgian senators to describe what Bill Gates' artificial hamburger meat is made in.
Man, that burger was so bad, it tasted like it was grown in a Peach Tree Dish.
A tree that flys across the land and drives around young teenagers.
Wouldn't it be grand if we could fly across the land on a magical peach tree.
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According to world renowned nuclear physicist and congresswoman from the great state of Georgia, the peach tree dish is the preferred growth medium of Bill Gates when growing fake meat that allegedly gives US citizens a zap in their body when eating a real cheeseburger to again eat the fake Bill Gates burger. The theory of how develops the desire to eat Bill Gates' fake meat in the first place, has yet to fall from an orifice of MTG.
See also: gazpacho police
The brain of Marjorie Taylor Green must be located in a peach tree dish somewhere because there's no chance it is in her head.
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The type of dish that Bill Gates uses to make fake meat and force you to eat it.
MTG: They want to know if you’re eating a cheeseburger, which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat, which grows in a peach tree dish.
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