peer washer

Someone who only washes their hands in the bathroom if there are others present in the bathroom to avoid being thought of as a non-washer.

- "That was a pretty quick run to the bathroom"
- "I didn't see the need to wash my hands, no one else was in there"
- "Does that make a difference?"
- "Of course I don't want anyone to think that I'm a non-washer"
- "So you're a peer washer, which makes you a sneaky nasty bastard, and keep your hands off of my Pez!!!"

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