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A bunch of retards, who always overreact, rating Horizon and Spider Man games a 16.
Timmy: Can I have Horizon Zero Dawn?
Mom: No, PEGI rated it 16.
Timmy: cries
14👍 2👎
A European age rating system, created to inform people on if a game is suitable for them, or not.
3 - Suitable for ages 3 and over
• Childlike violence
• Very mild language
7 - Suitable for ages 7 and over
• Mild violence
• Mild language
• Mild horror
12 - Suitable for ages 12 and over
• Moderate violence
• Infrequent bad language
• Moderate horror
• Mild sexual innuendo
• Mild sexual posturing
• Undetailed nudity
• Mild simulated gambling
16 - Suitable for ages 16 and over
• Strong violence
• Frequent bad language
• Infrequent coarse language
• Strong horror
• Moderate sexual innuendo
• Moderate sexual posturing
• Undetailed erotic nudity
• Mild sexual content
• Moderate simulated gambling
• Drug use
PEGI - Suitable for ages 18 and over
• Extreme violence
• Constant bad language
• Frequent coarse language
• Extreme horror
• Detailed erotic nudity
• Strong sexual content
• Real gambling
• Drug misuse
a peice of poo that smells really bad.
i just took a shit. ITS A FUCKING PEGI!!!!!!!!
15👍 44👎
Condition in which a person (usually a pirate) suffers severe tenderness in left, right, or both peg legs. Some common terms for this affliction are "stub-ache" and "nub-rash".
Bilbo Stubbins and his companion Chicken Nubbins hobbled along in excruciating agony due to their pegis-tenderitis. "I told you twice boy to buy a gosh darned Terry Fox leg and now see what you gone and done" yelled Big Momma Haggis as they continued on their not so merry way.
15👍 9👎
Something stupid, we don’t care about these we play whatever we want fuck those. We play M & 18. We watch R rated movies. Plus their worse than 2010s kids & Gen Z combined.
ESRB, PEGI & MPAA damn you to hell.
5👍 4👎
Given to games considered by PEGI suitable for all ages.
Violence - PEGI 3 games can only contain some violence in a comical text; comical violence.
Bad Language - Not suitable for games given this rating.
Discrimination - Not suitable for games given this rating.
Drugs - Not suitable for games given this rating.
Fear - Not suitable for games given this rating.
Gambling - Not suitable for games given this rating.
Horror - Not suitable for games given this rating.
Mike: Hey, you wanna play this game called Mario Kart 8 Deluxe?
Jack: Pfft... No! That's PEGI 3! I'd rather play Doom Eternal!
Mike: That's one player though!
Jack: Well at least it's got the PEGI 18 rating, that means it's epic.
Mike: You're 15, not even old enough to play it.
Jack: Well.. I'd get mildly used to it, so it's not a problem. Now go so I can play Doom Eternal!
Mike: Fine...
Jack: Wait! You're like 14... right?
Mike: Yes?
Jack: Just play a horror game. They're cool as well.
Mike: What horror games are there for me that aren't rated 16 or 18?
Jack: What kind of question is THAT? There's FNaF, Dark Deception, Bendy and The Ink Machine and some others.
Mike: Fine... goodbye.