penis recoil

When a man is standing at a toilet, ready to piss, and then the urine comes out so fast and violently that the penis recoils like a gun and you spray all over the back of the seat.

Johnny: Dude, I just took a leak and I had some major penis recoil.

Nathan: Damnit man! You better have wiped the toilet seat down!

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Penis Recoil

occurs durring a strong male orgasm. the point when you ejaculate and as the prostate pumps, causes a retraction of the tendon attached to your penis forcing vertical motion similer to that of a hand gun.

i was banging this one girl and when i blew my load, the penis recoil gave me a bitchin cramp.

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