penutia

(peh-noo-she-uh): 1)A condition characterized by a small, bent, scarred, or otherwise malformed penis. 2)A man who has no earthly idea of how to go about pleasing another human being sexually besides himself, and may not seem to care.

1)During their lunch, Bettina told Helga that her dish of linguini reminded her of Selby's penutia. 2)Gregor's status as the local penutia had him hard-up for dates.