Pepperette

N. - A salted and cured meat stick, that although unhealthy is very satisfying. Often confused with Hot Rod's although they are an entirely different foodstuff.

James - "Ma'am I noticed your cold deli is sold out of pepperettes. Would you happen to have some waiting in the back room?"

Terra - "It wouldn't suprise me that we are sold out, they sure are popular. Unfortunately I think we don't have any waiting. Sorry."

James - "Nooooooooooooooooo!!!"

James - "Why have the Gods foresaken me?"

Pepperette

Noun
Synonym for a skinny penis, long or short.

“What did you find in Joe’s pants?”
“It was a pepperette”

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