Per-owned

To be thoroughly owned, pwnd, pwned, pwnt, etc. by English Language Arts teacher Anthony Perone.

Ben: "but some things derive from evil"
Perone: "No, because evil isn't original, but simply a perversion of something good."
Ben: "uhhh, no its not."
Perone: "Oh really? Give me something "evil" that derived from itself... Here, I'll give you an original, Life"
Ben: "Death"
Perone: "no, because that's just an imitation..."
*cut off by Chris
Chris: "you've just been Per-owned."

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Per-owned

The act of calling one out on telling half-truths to a story in order to make the person appear the victim by pointing out facts that conflict with parts or all of their story.

Wayne: "My brother bullied me because I didn't give him a piece of my birthday cake."
Nick: "Actually, this is only partly true. Your brother was hoping you'd share your cake but when you didn't, you had a tantrum because you were told it was nice manners to share."
Brendan: "Wayne got per-owned!"