pervdick

(n.) One who acts like a total d-bag, but only does so to satiate their perverted intentions.

Person 1: Dude, why did you kick all those babies?

Person 2: I enjoy watching them cry/ It gets me hard/ Their squirming bodies look awesome when they're in pain/ How do you get off?

Person 1: Wow, you're a fuckin' pervdick...