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peussie

The name of that god-awful Princess at the Royal Palace. Yeh that one! Next to the Academy of Jelqing.
She is the Ultimate NAME for defining filth, vermin, bad taste and smells. Her secretary, Mary Mount, is not worth mounting. Her other slaves, like Mojo, and Madre Loki, encourage the outrageous parties at the Academy.

"Come near me and act like peussie and I'll kill you"
"Peussie is the word and the deed, and the sperm gone to seed"
"Don't you even dare think about doing a Peussie on me"

by Dynamo Mama December 4, 2007

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peussie

a most unpleasant color; a mixture of Brown and Purple, like a stain or a bruise, somewhat like Puce, but darker and actually smelly

Her name is Princess Peussie, and she's a goddess but why in the world does she die her hair that PEUSSIE color? it's so nasty!!!

Peussie is the color; Peussie is the smell !

by Mary Mount, Secretary to Princess Peussie March 29, 2005

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peussy

(pee-oo-see) The result of consuming large quantities of alcohol and trying to call one of your friends a pussy.

Shortened version: peuss

Don't be such a peussy and go talk to that chick.

If I wasn't such a peuss I would have gotten that girl's number

by GaryPeussy10 November 21, 2005

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Peussie Dump

The moment when you realize that someone just cut a massive gas explosion and the only thing to do is run for your life.

That Peussie Dump filled the theater and caused the show to stop!

by Peussie December 11, 2010

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peussie smell

a smell that comes from any object with the color of purpulish/brown, or brownish/purple. Originating from the word 'puce' and meaning something downright nasty in look and smell. If an object has a peussie smell, then it's best not to eat it.

During the performance at the opera, I notice a woman looking very uncomfortable and having that peussie smell. She departed before the final curtain and ran to the ladies room! She even looked like Princess Peussie.

by Kurt Steinberg November 29, 2007

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Peussie Club

Ten years ago Princess Peussie created the Academy of Jelqing in Chestnut Hill, PA. Within a week after its opening, it was known as "the house of sin", "the academy of perverts" and run by her secretary, Ms. Mary Mount. Since that time Peussie clubs have been formed throughout the USA, Europe and Japan, notorious for strange rituals, depraved activities and the worship of The Princess and her one gay consort, Jordan Solo Man. Today the clubs are infamous, have gone underground, and thrive in parts of the world. Affiliated with any Peussie Club are the Sarah Palin enema clubs run by Presdient Mojo (originally of the Academy in Chestnut Hill).

"When I realized my husband had been a member of a Peussie Club, I went to the police who just laughed and said that my husband should get a divorce".
Last year around Xmas Time, our local Peussie Club here in Greeley, Colorado had a "Dance Around the Xmas Tree' Party with such highlights as "enema songs", experimental porno films, "Dancing with the Retards", etc. It was closed down by the local sheriff.
Peussie Clubs make Fight Clubs look like kindergarten dildo-tag events!

by RobertJakcson June 30, 2011

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goosey peussy

A women's vaginal fart in which sounds like a goose crying for help.

I was all up in her stuff when she let out a goosey peussy

by Steve from minecraft is a trap December 6, 2018