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An antisemite who believes the "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" is an authentic document.
I was talking to my friend about politics and it came up that he believes our government is run by aliens... then he started quoting this old medieval hoax at me. Turns out he's a total pez dispenser!
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While your chick is throwing up, you bang her doggy-style in the bathroom, while continuously pulling her hair so her head bobs up and down like a pez dispenser while projecting vomit.
I banged my drunk bitch in the bathroom and gave her the Pez Dispenser that shit.
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When you plant an emergency contraceptive pill, such as plan b, on the tip of your penis and proceed to have vaginal intercourse, fighting parenthood at the source.
"Don't worry babe, I popped a pez dispenser"
"OH good. I love that candy. It's my favorite flavor."
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This happens after a long night of drinking and on the car ride home your head is bobbing back and forth like a PEZ dispenser.
Stottsky was so fucked up when we hopped into the cab that he kept doing the pez dispenser.
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For tracheotomy victims only. Right after you have taken a fresh load in your mouth and it settles in your throat, you have someone tilt your head back and shoot it right at them thru your throat hole. They'll never see it coming...literally.
Bob tasted some liquid candy from Sutter's Pez Dispenser. Mmmm
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The act of buying a fruit-like scented Douche', using it. and then putting it in a milk carton and/or jug for unsuspecting humans to drink.
Amy: I bought a Lavender scented Douche the other day.
Gianna: We should totally Pez Dispenser with it.
Random Guy: GROSS!!
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To put candies ( small candies ) inside your foreskin, and dispense them into someones hand or onto floor
"I emptied my whole pez dispenser on the floor the other day"
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