phanooter

A rotting vaginal cavity, that in time creates an odor so unbearable it will cause instant paralysis. It may also contain the incredible ability to make men homosexual.

Easy MaXXX's phanooter is the sole reason manly-man Jimmy turned homosexual, causing us great grief.

Phanooter

A phat, nasty, cooter.

Look at that phanooter eatin’ ole girls shorts.