Philpot

A misunderstood person, unrecognised and unappreciated.

poor philpot, i wish they'd understand.

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philpot

1. An arrogant cocky prick,
2. Something that smokes a lot (esp. Ganja)
3. A drain on society
4. Someone who would be a bad influence if anyone cared about him/her.

"Archie is such a philpot" Nick exclaimed in disgust.

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philpot

a dirty pedo that has a girlfriend way younger than him.

Dude 1 : Man look at that dude with that child.he is such a Philpot
Dude 2 : werd.

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Philpotting

To leave behind your douchebag lifestyle and travel Europe as a homeless vagrant stealing wifi and electricity to charge your smart phone.

Guy 1: hey man I havnt seen Gareth in a while, what's he upto?

Guy:2 Man didn't you hear? He's gone philpotting!

Guy 1: Douche.

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Philpot

A man who wears a blazer and short who eats party rings outside of aldi,and normally has a long tree branch he does dances with

I saw philpot down spinney last night