phone sex pimp

A phone sex pimp is a unemployed man who convinces his girlfriend who he lives with to do phone sex to earn money for paying his court costs and fines. The money is also used to buy his beer and cigerettes and cable.

Phone sex pimp: Woman get your ass out of bed and get on the telephone and make me some money!

Woman: Do it your self you lazy no good bum! I'll cut your balls off and then your voice will be high!

(As she gets up anyway to answer the calls.)

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