phonurbate

V.: To use a cellphone excessively, especially for texting, MMS, or other functions besides talking.

Etymology: From phone + masturbate.

Alice spent the whole movie phonurbating. I bet she didn't see a thing.

How does Bob expect to get an SO if he phonurbates his way through every date?

Phonurbator

someone who makes prank phone calls while masterbating

Randy is a total Phonurbator......I know it was him who called and was heaving panting into the phone......

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