phton

A desperate attempt to write "photon" fast that ends with the word misspelled because you almost fell from the chair while typing it.

-Quantum mechanics is nuts, I don't understand anything and I want to sleep. Let's see if Urban Dictionary has a definition for photon.
kaaapooooom
-Ah! My back...The chair...fuck.

Gets up
-Fuck, I didn't even write the word right. I wrote phton.