Pierod

A male or female who consistently has trouble taking off, putting on or generally operating pants of any kind when severely inebriated. A pierod is often found rolling around on the floor locked in a vicious struggle with zippers, button flies or drawstrings.

"dave if you dont fuck off being a Pierod I'm gonna come over and give you a hot Carl".

"I was dying to knob that slapper last night but she was being a fucking pierod and I got sick of waiting, jizzed in her hair and passed out".

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