A man of great contradiction. One minute he's a regular Mark and the next minute with drink and drugs - Piez comes out.
Piez is the life and soul of any party, encouraging games such a drinking from a shoe, or hitting a kebab out the hand of an unsuspecting victim. You never know what will happen when Piez is around.
Can be heard shouting "Dae Meh" at parties
Is Mark coming to the party, or is it Piez making an appearance?
boy 1: Hey do you smell that foo?
boy 2:yeah man its my pata piez. i haven't washed my feet in days!!
boy1: (barfs)