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to shit yourself as a result of being completely pissed
1. that was messy, i was so drunk i even pilched myself.
2. did u hear about that kid?
yeah, i heard he pilched all over the bed
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a rag or dirty shirt used to mop up cum (semen) after masturbating
John, please throw me my pilch, i'm finished and need to clean up.
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A strange individual, in all a git.
Please just shut up pilch.
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the act of noncing on somebody who is underage, or at least 3 years younger.
Originates from the name 'Pilcher', our lord and saviour.
"hes dating a 13 year old"
"man, hes pilching!"
the act of noncing on younger children, coming from our lord an saviour Clive Pilcher
"hes talking to 13 year olds"
"woah, hes pilching on them"
The act of dining with others for free when one is unable or unwilling to provide suitable currency.
“Sorry guys, I’m going to have to pull a pilch at dinner tonight”
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Some asshole got my definition erased, which I think is a real stuffed-cunt thing to do.
Pilching is the act of pickpocketing someone, and finding that in their pocket there is a pathetic little hard-on waiting for you.
The pilchee usually greets you with a smile, not knowing what a pathetic fucking life he really leads. So fuck you morons who would have my definition erased, you can all eat my bloody yeasty cunt!
- Naima Ondaatje
I pilched the wrinkly perverted bastard and his tiny purple-headed warrior vomited its salty VDs at me!
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