pinakanakakapagngitngitngitngitang-pagsisinungasinungalingan

The longest god damn word ever, meaning "Most creaking-lying"
The word is in Filipino so don't try incorporating it into an English conversation.

"Bro you're telling me some pinakanakakapagngitngitngitngitang-pagsisinungasinungalingan." Said Pio.