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pinched a loaf

Pinching a loaf refers to when one's sphincter clenches up mid-bowel movement, and cuts the egressing turd in half. The result is usually that one will have to wipe oneself raw in an effort to return one's rectum to a pristine un-befouled state of cleanliness.

Wife: Honey, what's taking you so long. We're going to be late.

Husband: I pinched a loaf, dear. Now I'll have to take another shower.

Wife: Oh, the humanity! I'll see if I can push back our reservations.

by Hoopermazing September 8, 2006

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Pinch-A-Loaf

To expel solid waste from the anus. Refered to in the movie "Shawshank Redemption".

guard: I'm gonna go Pinch-A-Loaf, so this stuff better be cleaned up before the wardon gets back

by Ryan Hershbeger June 2, 2006

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Pinching a loaf

Or to pinch a loaf - having a shit

1. yo bitch get my dinner ready, i'm gonna go pinch a loaf
2. i wouldn't go in there for 35-40 minutes, some bastards' pinched a loaf

by Bob April 6, 2004

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pinch a loaf

take a dump

be right back, gotta pinch a loaf

by a March 27, 2000

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pinch a loaf

Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" a loaf of shit that is hanging halfway out your ass and won't drop of its own accord. Pinching a loaf always results in extra-messy wiping.

"Hurry up and finish taking a shit, we're already late! Pinch the loaf if you must!"

"Thanks for suggesting that I pinch a loaf; it worked. Now I have to spend 5 minutes wiping, then we can leave."

by bingobastard March 28, 2009

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Pinch-A-Loaf

The act of dispursing poo out of the anus. Slang terms include: pinch a mean one, dropping the kids off at the pool, taking the browns to the super bowl, taking a dump, lose some poundage, drop a load, etc.

Hey man, I really gotta Pinch-A-Loaf, can I use your bathroom?

by Monnor Cunn July 20, 2010

52๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


pinch a loaf

to defecate(see also take a dump)

If you will excuse me, I have to pinch a loaf.

by Light Joker January 12, 2005

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