pinguin

1) A variation of a penguin. The substitution of the letter 'e' for the letter 'i' signifies the adding of "cuteness" to the name.

2) When introduced to cosmic rays or radioactive beams, a penguin mutates into a pinguin.

When the mad scientist zapped the penguin with an atomic laser, the penguin turned into an adorable little man eating pinguin.

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pinguin

pinguin: a creeper who keeps eyefucking you in the club or facebook stalks you until he decides to waggle over

''Woah who's that ugly guy who keeps staring at you? Oh no, he's waggling over! Here comes the penguin!!''

When you suddenly make eyecontact with the creeper and you dont have time to do the Jenna Marbles face to scare him away: ''Pinguin Aleeeert'', to warn your friends

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Pinguin

A penguin with a pin-like appendage on it's head, commonly pushed of ledges in the popular 90's video game Super Mario 64.

Oh shit, I didn't know that pinguin actually had purpose!

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pinguine

the correct spelling of the so-called "p-e-nguine", a clear stain on the English language. IS PINGU, P-E-NGU, eh? No. Because the correct pronunciation is pinguine. No further comments.

I liked the movie pinguines.