pink oboe

Another name for the penis. Made famous by the late Peter Cook's 'Here Comes the Judge' speech.

Also a name given to the public houses and bars frequented by gay clientele.

Horace said to Walter, 'I would like to suck on your pink oboe'.

Walter suggested they both go to the pink oboe for a Campari and soda.

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Pink Oboe

One of the primary instruments of the Gay Symphony Orchestra.

"Did you see Nobles cheeks puffing on that pink oboe?"

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Pink Oboe

Your pink instrument, your purple headed warrior, it stands to attention when played.

"I'm going to play my pink oboe"

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play the pink oboe

To perform fellatio on a male

"Shirley bent down and proceeded to play the pink oboe"

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play the pink oboe

To stroke the penis; to masturbate.

Mark, don't play the pink oboe! Get out of the bathroom and let me use the toilet!

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