Absolutely wankered drunk. Unable to communicate effectively, sometimes through laughter and farts.
"Jaysus Sarah, I was doing handstands last night in the pub, I was pissed as a fart!!"
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sean: hey can u put on cardi B
Cardi B: Pissed as a fart
being completely off your face, so much so that you fart uncontrollably
Eh Will, I must've been pissed as a fart on Friday, I tried to Rugby tackle Martin in the pub!
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1. Wasting time in a manner that annoys other people.
2. Lying to someone to rile them up.
Oh, I'm just pissing and farting.
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Means to fart while pissing at any given time during the drainage of urine.
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To waste time or to work outside one's field of expertise.
Child: "Where's Dad?"
Mother: "Oh he's piss farting about in the kitchen trying to cook dinner"
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The act of letting out some urine when letting a huge fart
"YO MAN i THiNK i JUSS PiSS FARTED!"
"ewww i dont needa kno that!"
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