pissing dog

A dog (or sometimes other members of the canine family) bred or bought for the purpose of defecating or urinating on neighbor's yards,homes and shoes.

Dave absolutely HATES his neighbor John so he purchased a pissing dog

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Dog Piss

Essentially it’s the polar opposite to phrases that use the word “Piss” to imply something is easy such as “Piece of piss”, so Dog Piss would be used to say that something is hard or difficult. It’s related to the phrase “Dog Shit” in the sense of conveying negativity.

Person 1: Yo, have you completed the Algebra and Pythagoras homework yet?
Person 2: No, it’s utter dog piss. I can’t seem to work it out at all...
(maybe I should get off of UrbanDictionary.com and revise more instead of procrastinating.)

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Drown in dog piss

1. To die an unbreathable death in a dog's urination cycle

2. To play fortnite and a player kills u and you basically fuck yourself when someone says that

I don't know why this isn't a real insult

Person 1: haha you just killed in fornite now go drown In dog piss
Person 2: ok (grabs dick) OH YES DADDY OHHHHHH

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dog piss jones

A phrase popular on the Bubba the Love Sponge show that means shitty.

The sound quality of this MP3 is dog piss jones

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Dog piss fart

The act of lifting your leg to fart, usually in the general direction of a friend or coworker

Yo, did you just see Artie lay that dog piss fart at James?

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STUPID SUB THAT SMELLS LIKE DOG PISS

A STUPID SUB THAT SMELLS LIKE DOG PISS has never taken a shower. She/he has not even gotten a teaching degree

You: Bro this STUPID SUB THAT SMELLS LIKE DOG PISS
Me: I know right they can't even be bussin bussin, no cap no kizzy on god they are dumb.

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dog piss jones

You didn't get anything,

There is nothing to show for it.

Can be a result connected to Karma

If you try to bamboozle the system,

you wind up getting dog piss jones