pissitate

1. piss-itate = irr-itate. when some ones tried to piss you off they are pissitating (just like irritating).

2. piss-itate = piss-(particip)-ate. when your bus pull off for a pee break there's a bunch participating in pee'ing. Like mass urinate.

A bus pulls off at motel, so on boarders can pissitate, 2 minutes later: Stop 'pissitating' man, am already pissed off!!

Pissitivity

Describes being as pissed off as you can possibly be.

This is causing some major pissitivity!

pissitancy

Extreme urinary hesitancy after initially beginning a stream of urine, caused by either a rather huge enlarged prostate gland moved while fingering one's own taint or an abrupt discontinuation of said urine stream from a sudden psychological reverie about a hot young actresses' vagina being damply placed upon one's now fully erect penis

I had such a bad bout of pissitancy yesterday after I saw that teenage vampire TV show that I thought I might have to find a real vampiress to come in and drain the neck of my dick before my second head imploded! carpel-pudendum syndrome bladder cockjacking funnelblocking prostapediment urethral sludgitis pissluggishness

pissitive

You're pissed off but you're positive about what you're pissed about.

I'm pissitive my girl blew joe at the party...

pissitated

pissy + irritated = pissitated

Feeling very pissitated

Pissition

The position one assumes in a urinal

Jeremy: “the only pissition available is the middle”

Colin: “i have the cockfidence to assume that pissition”