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Plankton

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Plankton

by SSDC JDR JPC May 14, 2011

422๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Plankton

Mr. Krabs' business rival on Spongebob Squarepants. He owns a shitbox restaurant called the Chum Bucket, where he makes secret evil plans to steal the Krabby Patty formula and therefore attract business. He always fails.

Plankton

"You'll never catch me, Mr. Krabs. I went to college!"

by Some idiot who thinks you are gay, September 2, 2006

298๐Ÿ‘ 90๐Ÿ‘Ž


Plankton

A name given to people who claim to not like attention. He/She secretly loves the attention but tries to show that he/she is annoyed. Her friends try to bug her by praising her in the name of plankton, the green dude from spongebob.

Guys, we should go praise Ami. ALL HAIL PLANKTON

by meluvoreoz1 April 16, 2018

17๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


plankton

a small creature that bugs the hell outta you when you don't need his/her bullshit at the moment

SpongebobSquarepants
You bitch, you-you plankton-you just stole my formula of how to make fried chicken

by bigblack&hairy235 February 26, 2009

71๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


planktoning

similar to fishing but even worse. planktoning is the act of trying to hook up with someone in middle school when you are an upperclassman in high school.

claire told me about how one of her friends wants to go planktoning on her little sister

by ian the d March 18, 2004

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Plankton

The smallest penis you've ever seen. You literally will need a microscope to see it.

Woman 1: That loser over there has The Plankton.

by KalloFox34 December 6, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Plankton

Word used to describe utterly detestable and braindead peasant underclass. These are the slutty, often chav bitches at parties who you wish to kill slowly. However, despite appearances, there is a reason for their existence. Their sluttish antics (such as false lesbianism) distract the male equivalent of plankon, thus reducing 'competition' for the more discerning male.

Plankton are simultaneously a disease and a cure.

"This place is full of plankton"

"Yeah, lets go"

by Figure Number Five June 30, 2005

37๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž