A colossal sized bowl of explosive diarrhea. Usually, a plantis exits the anal cavity at a minimum of 367 Miles per Hour (590 Kilometers Per Hour). Plantis' are very common but if not done right can cause damage and ruptures to your anus. All plantis' also carry a dangerously high level of radiation but can be easily treated. Spotting a plantis is extremely easy and if you do ever have one you'll know you'll have one, if so please contact emergency services or talk to your doctor for further treatment.
The word Plantis' first recorded use was in 2001 in Iraq during the War On Terror by a United States Navy Seal.
Mom I need to take a fucking plantis open the door!
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Planties are humans who like to dress up as plants. They are very similar to furries, but are also very different from them. Furries like to dress up as animals, and planties like to dress as plants. Plants are not the same as animals.
My friend Ethan is not a furry, he is a Plantie. That means he likes to dress up as a plant instead of an animal like a furry.
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The scent of a plant.
No, not including the flowers!
Thats the sex organ of the plantae kingdom and would be like you going around sticking of knob cheese / fanny batter.
Instead, think more along the lines of the plant equivilant of you after a shower.. Only without the soap.
Fresh cut grass kinda smells planty.
That weed smells more planty, but that weed is more crystally.
As we walked through the field, there was as certain planty scent in the air.
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Planty figure is a person who draws LGBTQ demons(that are sometimes hot)
Planty figure is very nice but can be angerd very easily.
It's best to stay away if "the depression hits"
Person 1: hey have you heard of planty figure
Person 2: no you idiot idk who tf that is
Person: he's a artist that draws gay demons
Person 2: ok nobody cares