Playing the Drums

When you have three girls on their hands and knees in front of you, naked, ready to take it. You can pick any girl you choose at any time, and can smack all their asses, sort of like playing a very sexual drumset.

Bob: Hey, you see those three girls over there?

Tom: Yeah, they're hot!

Bob: Yeah, when i take them home later, i'm gonna be Playing the Drums!

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Playing Drums

1. A phrase commonly used in the Bay Area when describing someone who is just not paying attention.

2. It's almost like that spaced out look a drummer makes when they're playing.

3. That look a person makes when they're daydreaming.

This guy is not smart. He's at a green light but he's not driving through the intersection. Dude, he must be playing drums right now.

Playing drums

The reason for living

Playing drums is the reason for living

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Playing the air drums

The act of masturbating whilst sitting in a parking lot

Campus Police officer: Sir, what are you doing here with your penis out?

John: hey officer, just playing the air drums .

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Play the Greek Drum Kit

Due to the sub standard plumbing dimensions in Greece expertise must be demonstrate in the orchestrated art of wiping your arse pipe while keeping time playing off beats on the pedal bin to dispose of the soiled 3 ply aftermath of an ouzo and souvlaki laden bowel movement.

Christ that's loose, I'll have to play the greek drum kit for a far while.