playnket

A blanket or comforter that is used only for sex. Often of questionable cleanliness and always worn out and looks like it should have been throwing away a long time ago, the defining features are that it matches absolutely nothing else about the decor room, it is worn thin in many places, and has anonymous, random stains that will never come out no matter how clean it might or might not be. Often used for hook ups, one night stands, anonymous, sex, or sloppy solo sessions.

Anthony: Waz up brah?

Ignacio: Brah I am horny af and got blueballz hella mad.

Anthony: Brah you didn hook up wit dat gramps from grinder? He was hella wantin you to top him mad crazy an shit!

Ignacio: brah, we was lickin and sweatin and I was on rock like a muthafuka. I saw me some hella nice hole and was lined up to make him go all wooka wooka…

Anthony: wat the shit go bad?

Ignacio: brah, we was all drippin the nutjuice and he grabs a playnket that was hella crusty.

Antonio: Nah way brah!

Ignacio: legit. I waz off rock and limpy like hell no. I zipped and split.

Anthony: fuck I’m sorry brah that shit is lame.

Susan: You guys are so gross.