pliers

rusty metal instrument made with two prongs used regularly for:
removing ticks,
mold from toes,
your father's nose hairs,
your fat aunts way of sneaking in your house,
toenail removal,
and the plucking of facial hair
(generally with the same pair)

dad's in the bathroom with the pliers, how did aunty get in here....?!?

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market pliers

It's like Markiplier, but something is off...

Person A: Haha, market pliers is so funny
Person B: Wait, what? Come again?

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Penal Pliers

You guys are idiots, you spelled PENILE incorreclty. Penal pliers would be pliers that are of, relating to, or involving punishment, penalties , or punitive institutions. And thats just fucking stupid.

The education system has failed you, log off life.

(penal pliers)

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blowtorch and pliers

Pertaining to anything related torment, persecution, or torture with extreme prejudice and no remorse. From Ving Rhames' infamous line in the movie "Pulp Fiction"

...Go to work on the holmes here with a blowtorch and a pair of pliers.

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Pliers Dokie

An odd autocorrect on Iphone when you try to type in okie dokie

Person 1: Hey I will be over in 10 minutes
Person 2: Pliers Dokie
Person 1:what lol?
Person 2:stfu

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Rusty Pliers

When you fist a guys bootyhole, pull said fist out, and proceed to squeeze his cock as hard as you can with your shit coverd fingers.

Man my butts bleeding real bad after Mike gave me the rusty pliers.

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finger plier

When you are working in a vagina with two fingers spread like an open needle nose pliers.

I used my special move on her. The finger plier with piston like action.

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