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plonky

an alocholic, who is partial to cheap drinks such as white star


faye -
jon, you are such a plonky

by lancelotrocks October 24, 2007

45πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


plonky

a penguin you put in a mircowave in order to warm up. the penguin then retains the heat and slowly re-releases it into your body.

Plonky is simply one of many, the orginal. These come in lots of different forms (mainly as bears, although as a selection of other animals) however are a traditional gift for a man to give his lover. This guesture symbolises caring, as it is suppose to be used when said man is not around in order to keep warm at night.

Plonky is one of a kind, the orginal penguin used in this context. However since then, this has act has been repeated by those who witnessed it.

It is also complusary for said man/boy to name the teddy/hot bear before giving the gift.

Plonky is a singluar penguin associated with the tradition. However is not an actual brand of heatable soft toys. It is possible to purchase these in various online stores as well as markets and high street shops, the range and selection of animals vary depending on retail. It must also be noted that it is not possible to buy the orginal Plonky, responsiable for starting this geusture.

girl- "how long are you gone? It gets so cold at night when your away"
boy- "its ok, get Plonky, he will keep you warm until i get back"

by H - June 15, 2008

4πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


plonkie

A turd.

I did a plonkie!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


sponk plonky

A person (usually a raving mincer) who loves to drink sponk.

The Person is usually addicted to the passtime.

Your breath reeks of sponk, you been at it again ? you filthy Sponk Plonky.

by el_tel September 17, 2007

9πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Stonky Plonky

Someone whos asshole is brown and rotton and has mould growing on it.

Bradley and Becky have stonky plonkys

by Adam Shitters July 15, 2018

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


inki pinki plonki

When the the:
Daddy bought a donkey.
Donkey die.
Daddy cry.

Farmer alpha: β€œthat new ass I bought passed away lass night.”
Farmer beta: β€œHmm. Sounds like a real, β€˜inki pinki plonki’ type situation.”

by Gibham January 1, 2024


Plonky

A romantic relationship between Plexi AKA "Cop", and another fighter pilot, Gonky

I saw the Plonkys making out with each other by the beach pier

by bigweinersucker69 June 5, 2024