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A slimy, green mass that can't get flushed down the toilet because it's too sticky. It lives in the toilet and stinks up the entire bathroom. Only a very stinky summoner could tame the blob because anyone else who comes near passes out or runs in horror.
"Our toilet's clogged with another ploot!"
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When you make a sound that sounds like a fart but you did not actually fart.
"Dude, did you just rip one?"
"No man, I plooted. It was the chair."
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Man-slut, man who is promiscuous fuckboy
I hear he’s been sleeping around. What a ploot!
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Disposing of looted goods in bodies of water.
He looted all night long, but when he came to his senses in the morning he began to feel bad, so instead of returning the loot he started plooting the river instead by throwing it all in.
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The act of eating ones booty hole.
Some dude: Hey man, what did you do last night?
Other dude: Ah, i was out plooting.
Some dude: Plooting? Whats that?
Other dude: Eating ass
Subsitute in for any offensive word.
Origionated in Il.
Lame-style: You are an asshole.
Ploote-style: You are a ploote.
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To fuck, have intercourse with, screw, bang
She likes to ploot. He does too.
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