Pluck and Fuck

Removing one's contacts before making sexual advances on a girl of below average looks. Usually done in conjunction with drinking heavy amounts of alcohol and having no respect for yourself or your nightly conquest.

Chad-"Dude you hear Larry fucked that girl Kate?"
Tate- "Ohh fuck, dude she is a troll. How the fuck could he do that to himself?"
Chad- "Yeah dude, he pulled a pluck and fuck. Popped the contacts out right on the bar and then just dove in, pretty sure she saw him do it. Shit was nasty to watch."

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Pluck and Fuck

Pluck and Fuck, often shortened to P&F, is a mating ritual originating in Barretts Niteclub, Mountbellew, W.Ireland. It entails the male picking up his perspective mate, lifting her over the shoulder and depositing her in a more suitable location more conducive to shifting and/or sexual intercourse.

A: Saw you talking to a fine bit of stuff last night at the bar, where did you disappear to, did you give her the Pluck and Fuck?
B: Nah, plucked her alright but the bouncer stopped me and told me to put her down.

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Pluck Fuck

To engage in sexual intercourse while consuming saucy chicken wings.

Sharon and I got kinky last night. We were both starving so we thought we would kill two birds with one stone by pluck fucking.

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